Hindi, asked by salmamohammed, 1 year ago

two short hindi chutkulais (jokes) ...plsss


Buddh: what is all dese...this is nt a joking site..

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Answered by Anonymous
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father:beta ye lo rs 2000
son: lekin ye kis liye papa
father:beta ye tumhare mehnat ki kamaai hai kun ki jab se tumne whatsapp shuru kia hai jab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai.....


mom: beta tu baal q nhi katwata?
son: tum samajhti nahi ho....fashion hai ye
mom:arre idiot.....! ladke wale teri behen ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain....

hope its help you...

littledude: lol
Anonymous: haha :))
Anonymous: :)
Buddh: do u read I NEXT??
littledude: nope
Answered by littledude
10
ek din santa banta ne 2 aurato ko chup behte dekha...2 min ke baad santa banta behosh.!xD

ek baar ek bacha shiv ji ko prathna karta hai ki use ek cycle miljaye.
agle din jab cycle nhi milti toh woh ganesh ji ki murti uthake aasmaan mai dekh ke bolta agar bacha chahiye toh kal shaam 4 baje cycle leke mandir pahuch jana.
lolololol

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Anonymous: hehe:0) nyc......
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