English, asked by pranamyaasastry, 4 months ago

two small jokes! pls help ASAP

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Answered by syedakbarrahmandpsjp

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Thanks for the free points buddy

Good evening

Answered by Shreyas1234567

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Answer:

1.Why don't scientists trust atoms??????

Because they make up everything!

2.You know what I saw today??????

Everything I looked at.

Explanation:

Hope you laugh at this.

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