What did the genie build for the
farmer?
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Answer:
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Explanation:
One day, after a particularly severe downpour, an Indiana farmer was out inspecting his property when he saw something half-buried in the mud. He took hold of it, drew it from the muck, and began to wipe it off when suddenly, in a blast of smoke and ozone, a genie appeared, hovering in the air before him.
"You have freed me from my prison, good sir, and now in payment, I offer you three wishes of your choosing," the genie intoned.
The farmer thought for a moment, then said, "Alright then. For my first wish, I want you to completely wreck the corn field of William Woodcut. I lent that bozo fifty dollars ten years ago, and every time I come to collect, he ain't got the cash. Blow up his corn crop real good, and that'll teach him a lesson."
The genie frowned and bit his lip. "Um...actually, I'm forbidden from directly harming another person or property through the use of a wish. Perhaps you'd simply like your fifty dollars back?"
"Naw, I'll think of something else." The farmer thought for a few minutes, then said, "OK, I know. For my first wish, I want all the boys from the high school up north there to jump in their pickup trucks, drive straight over here fast as they possibly can, and do a bunch of donuts and figure-eights in my back yard there, then go back the way they came."
The genie stared at him. "But...that doesn't make any sense. Why would you want that? It will wreck your lawn."
"Never you mind that, that's what I want. That's my wish."