Question

What do you call a sandwich that witches ONLY LITERALLY eat?

Answer 1

Answer:

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There are sandwiches and then there is The Witch Sandwich. She is designed to entice picky and unenthusiastic eaters to eat something—anything!

In what must have been a somewhat desperate attempt to get me to eat as a young girl, my mom would make me witch sandwiches regularly, and I loved them. They were mostly made out of cheese and lunch meats cut into specific shapes which, when assembled, formed a most enticing sand-witch. She had a pointy hat (complete with buckle), a pretty, cheesy dress, and even a broom.

If Mom wasn't in the immediate vicinity while I was eating my witch sandwich, I would report excitedly on my progress:

Answer 2

Answer:

There are sandwiches and then there is The Witch Sandwich. She is designed to entice picky and unenthusiastic eaters to eat something—anything!

In what must have been a somewhat desperate attempt to get me to eat as a young girl, my mom would make me witch sandwiches regularly, and I loved them. They were mostly made out of cheese and lunch meats cut into specific shapes which, when assembled, formed a most enticing sand-witch. She had a pointy hat (complete with buckle), a pretty, cheesy dress, and even a broom.

If Mom wasn't in the immediate vicinity while I was eating my witch sandwich, I would report excitedly on my progress: