Question

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen flying spaghetti monster?

Answer 1

Exact airspeed velocity of an unladen Flying Spaghetti Monster is unknown and it's widely believed that it is more likely to be faster than cheetah.  

All followers of FSM hold that pirates are sacred and were first Pastafarians.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is the deity and grew to become a social movement.  

Adherents who calls themselves Pastafarians are primarily located in North America, western Europe, Australia and New Zealand.  

Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) which is invisible is depicted as floating mass of spaghetti noodles with large meatball on either side of its body and two central eyestalks.