What's the best way to die?
A) Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a super-sized black hole where you get sucked in and teleported to a different universe where Justin Beiber is the best singer and after knowing that you commit suicide.
B) Firing a minigun from the wrong end and ending up shooting yourself straight into the head, a thousand bullets.
C) Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with an Excalibur.
Answers
⚫ What's the best way to die?
✒ All the three options sounds terrifying and my mind is still trying to figure out from which end of the brain, you're coming up with such extraordinary questions. Nevertheless, Kudos to you for the question.
✒ Here it goes. If (and only if) those three options were made available to me, I guess I'd go with the second option.
✔ B) Firing a minigun from the wrong end and ending up shooting myself straight into the head, a thousand bullets.
☞︎︎︎ Though I'm not a fan of Bieber, never will I ever take my own life, so option (A) is a no-no❌.
☞︎︎︎ Just the thought of that stranger is giving me chills. There are two possibilities here, he could I) either just kill me at one go (which is okay with me) or II) give me a slow and painful death, which is definitely not in my favor. And so option (C) is ❌.
✌ Option B - This seems the best among the three, probably because if I shoot myself in the head (emphasis here is "mistakenly"), I'll fall dead right then and there.
My conclusion is this - Better to die quickly than to die a slow and painful death. (in relation to your question.)
option A) i literally did that just now, in my calculator. nope, I'm in the other Universe -_- jeez. but yea, Would love to!!