What would happen if trees suddenly start talking like human beings ?
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: Today, I am standing on a barren land, but mind you, it wasn’t a barren land yesterday, rather, it was an area full of trees. But, suddenly after yesterday’s order by the Government, the trees are missing from their places. There are many theories regarding it. Some people think that an alien spaceship took away all the trees with it while some think that the trees have taken themselves back into the soil. Well, they all are still theories but presently, I have with me, Mr. George Kumar who claims to have seen the trees running.
George Kumar: Yes sir! Yesterday night, while doing my duty, I heard one tree talking about going to some forest, so that they can be saved from being getting cut. You see now they aren’t there!
Random People: Haha, he is a mad guy.
George Kumar: I am not mad!!!!
THE PREVIOUS DAY:
*Somewhere in South Delhi*
Random Tree 1 (RT 1): *Reading newspaper* No, no, no, no!
Random Tree 2 (RT 2): What happened? Is this newspaper made out of any of your relative’s remains?
RT 1: No man, something else! Have a look at this news headline:
Around 17,000 trees to be cut in South Delhi for redevelopment of central govt accommodations
RT 2: No, no! Hurry up, inform Guru Timber ji. He would surely have some solution for this.
*Random Tree 1 sends a mail to Guru Timber Ji, who looks after all the trees and plants worldwide while standing at Amazon Rain Forest*
Other Trees: What’s going on guys?
RT 2: Wait! We are in danger, yet again. This time, it’s mass destruction. Humanity is on the verge of committing suicide. Inform each and every friends and relatives of yours.
Other Trees: Oh my god! Again a building on our dead bodies? Are they going to replant?
RT 2: They (Humans) are saying so, but, have they ever done it?
*Suddenly, the Wood X Smartphone starts ringing, it’s Guru Timber ji from Amazon*
RT 2: All hail the soldiers of Earth (Trees).
MEANWHILE A KID TREE (KT) IS SEEING ALL THIS-
KT: Mom, who are Soldiers of Earth?
Mom Tree: We Trees. We are the soldiers of Earth!
KT: How mom?
Mom Tree: Just like countries soldiers, we protect Earth and it’s living being, and help them live in a safe environment. That’s why!
KT: Then mom, when we die, are we known as martyr?
Mom Tree: No son, but that doesn’t mean we would stop doing our work! We have a contract with the creator.
Guru Timber Ji: *On call* Listen to me carefully. Are you guys aware of the power of meditation and your subconscious mind?
RT 2: What are you trying to say Guru Ji?
Guru Timber Ji: After many years of meditation, I have tapped the untapped ability of Trees to move from their place. It’s very easy! Just close your eyes and imagine about an Earth without us. No oxygen, no rain, no food, nothing! Humans are dying every seconds. Okay forget Humans, they are only responsible for all this, rather, think about Animals, their livelihood, think about the Rains, they would become jobless, think about Earth, it’s future. They don’t deserve this! So, after imagining all this, your legs would automatically come out of the soil, so that you can save yourself from getting cut. After doing this, come here to Amazon through the Tree Bus, which is invisible to Humans.
*After following, Guru ji’s instruction, all the Trees start walking*
RT 1: Wohoo!
RT 2: What the hell are you doing?
RT 1: Moonwalk!
*By taking the invisible bus, South Delhi’s Trees reach Amazon Rain forest*
Guru Timber Ji: You guys can relax! Humans won’t build any building here. Here we have Trees from Vedas Era, Ramayana’s Era, Christ’s Era! So, let’s party guys.
*After few years*
Guru Timber Ji: Wake up guys, few Humans came here to discuss about some project called AMAZON HOUSING SOCIETY!
Other Trees: Now Guru Ji?
Guru Timber: Mars?
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Answer: If trees suddenly starts talking like human beings then there will be more gossips in the world
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