Question

Who wants free brainliest??
write a joke i will mark you as brainliest
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Answer 1

Answer:

1)whenever you feel sad,just remember that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that says 'push'

2)Me?Mature?I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts

3)Everything is funnier when u are not allowed to laugh

4)Oh my god,I've finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.On the left side,there is nothing right and on the right side,There's nothing left.

Answer 2

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.