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sᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀɴʏ ғᴜɴɴʏ/ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴠɪsɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴢᴏᴏ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʟᴀss, ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴅᴀғᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴏ ғʟᴜɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ (ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs!), ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ, ᴛʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ, ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʟᴏsᴛ, ᴇᴛᴄ.
ɪ'ʟʟ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ʙʏ sʜᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴠɪsɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴘᴇɴʜᴀɢᴇɴ ᴢᴏᴏ ɪɴ ᴅᴇɴᴍᴀʀᴋ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴛᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴢᴏᴏ. ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ᴀ ᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴄᴀsᴇ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴜs. ɴᴏᴡ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴜs ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɴɢ-ᴛᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀs ʙɪʀᴅ sᴏɴɢ. sᴏ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ, ɪɴ ᴀ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ ʜᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғʀᴇᴇ-ғʟʏɪɴɢ ʙɪʀᴅs ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅs. ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ, ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴜs sᴏ sʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴜs. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴀɪɴғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ʀᴏᴏᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɴɢ-ᴛᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙɪʀᴅ-sᴏɴɢ, ᴡᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴄᴏɢɴɪsᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ sʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴜs ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴘʜᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴜs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɴɢ-ᴛᴏɴᴇ. ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ғᴏʀ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ғᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛʀᴏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ʜᴏᴜsᴇs. ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ! ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ, ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ.
sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴏɴᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴢᴏᴏ sᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴʏ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴢᴏᴏ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ. ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴀs ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ!