Write a humorous story in 100-150 words and kinda modern!
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I am giving you two stories! Please check whether they are humorous or not! If not please lemme know I will delete!
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THE FISHER MAN AND THE LITTLE FISH
Once upon a time there was a Koli fisherman. His job was to catch fish. he sold them in the market and thereby earned his bread.
Once there were no rains. The streams, ponds and rivers went dry. The fisherman was on the brink (point) of starvation. He went from pond to pond and stream to stream, but he failed miserably to catch any fish. Now the situation was getting very grave. He searched at last a small pond with very shallow water. He went into the muddy water. He looked for some fish. At last he succeeded. He caught a very very small fish. He was about to kill it. The tiny fish requested him very humbly, "Dear fisherman, do not kill me. I am too small. Please put me back in the pond, let me grow fast and fleshy. Come after six months. I shall be a good feast for you and your guests," Then she kept mum.
Now it was entirely in the hands of Koli fisherman to spare it or kill it. But the fish was very hopeful of being excused. She thought that her appeal was having the desired effect because the fisherman pondered (though) for a while. Then the fisherman said very seriously, "Perhaps you might not come back to be caught,when you have grown-up. A little fish is far far better than no fish at all, so I think I need no pity on you". So saying he killed her and ate it up. He relished it thoroughly.
Moral:-Something is better than nothing.
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TWELVE WEAVERS OR FINDING THE MISSING MAN
Once in Julaha Nagar, there lived twelve weavers. They worked on their looms day and night. They never ventured out of their village. They were very happy with their lot.
But once on an urgent business, they had to go out of their village. They did it much against their wishes. They had a fear of losing one-two of them. They were very simple people. Except their own village, they knew nothing of the world. Anyway they started on their long journey.
Now there was a large river which they had to cross. In order to avoid the loss of any one of them in strong current of the water, they tied themselves with a rope. They crossed the river, Nothing unusual happened. When they reached the other bank of the river, they began to count themselves. This they did in order to be doubly sure.
Each one counted the other eleven and forgot to count himself. Thus they counted hundreds of times but they found that one of them was definitely washed away in the river. They sat down and began to weep loudly. One passerby who saw them weeping reached them. He at once understood their foolishness and simple-mindedness. He took out his shoe and stuck it on each, counted and completed the number twelve. The weavers were very happy.
Thanks God, they were twelve. None was missing. Their problem was that the one who began counting, forgot to count himself. They vowed never go out of their Julaha Nagar, for the rest of their life
Moral:-Foolishness has no end
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THE FISHER MAN AND THE LITTLE FISH
Once upon a time there was a Koli fisherman. His job was to catch fish. he sold them in the market and thereby earned his bread.
Once there were no rains. The streams, ponds and rivers went dry. The fisherman was on the brink (point) of starvation. He went from pond to pond and stream to stream, but he failed miserably to catch any fish. Now the situation was getting very grave. He searched at last a small pond with very shallow water. He went into the muddy water. He looked for some fish. At last he succeeded. He caught a very very small fish. He was about to kill it. The tiny fish requested him very humbly, "Dear fisherman, do not kill me. I am too small. Please put me back in the pond, let me grow fast and fleshy. Come after six months. I shall be a good feast for you and your guests," Then she kept mum.
Now it was entirely in the hands of Koli fisherman to spare it or kill it. But the fish was very hopeful of being excused. She thought that her appeal was having the desired effect because the fisherman pondered (though) for a while. Then the fisherman said very seriously, "Perhaps you might not come back to be caught,when you have grown-up. A little fish is far far better than no fish at all, so I think I need no pity on you". So saying he killed her and ate it up. He relished it thoroughly.
Moral:-Something is better than nothing.
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TWELVE WEAVERS OR FINDING THE MISSING MAN
Once in Julaha Nagar, there lived twelve weavers. They worked on their looms day and night. They never ventured out of their village. They were very happy with their lot.
But once on an urgent business, they had to go out of their village. They did it much against their wishes. They had a fear of losing one-two of them. They were very simple people. Except their own village, they knew nothing of the world. Anyway they started on their long journey.
Now there was a large river which they had to cross. In order to avoid the loss of any one of them in strong current of the water, they tied themselves with a rope. They crossed the river, Nothing unusual happened. When they reached the other bank of the river, they began to count themselves. This they did in order to be doubly sure.
Each one counted the other eleven and forgot to count himself. Thus they counted hundreds of times but they found that one of them was definitely washed away in the river. They sat down and began to weep loudly. One passerby who saw them weeping reached them. He at once understood their foolishness and simple-mindedness. He took out his shoe and stuck it on each, counted and completed the number twelve. The weavers were very happy.
Thanks God, they were twelve. None was missing. Their problem was that the one who began counting, forgot to count himself. They vowed never go out of their Julaha Nagar, for the rest of their life
Moral:-Foolishness has no end
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Heya...
====== Humorous story ======
Once upon a time , in a village there were two friends named Uday and Deepak... Both of were seems to be very smart and intelligent and in the proud they decided to go for earn money in city...
All the villagers were very proud on them and were appreciated them ,they reached to a city and was searching for a job...
One day they meet to a man, looking gentle man like a business tycoon and they decided to convince him for giving them job ... After many efforts they got the job with that man...
But in condition of that they have to pay RS 10000 first as an investment , they agreed , didn't think wht investment is needed for job applying...
They gave it and work for 1 month in his company without going to company once in time period and run work from home and when the time to get the salary came , they didn't got any contact of they man and the address of company...
They had lost their invested money and time of 1 month also ..And when they reached their village all the people laughed on them...
Moral ______ Unwanted smartness lead you in curse...
Thank you
====== Humorous story ======
Once upon a time , in a village there were two friends named Uday and Deepak... Both of were seems to be very smart and intelligent and in the proud they decided to go for earn money in city...
All the villagers were very proud on them and were appreciated them ,they reached to a city and was searching for a job...
One day they meet to a man, looking gentle man like a business tycoon and they decided to convince him for giving them job ... After many efforts they got the job with that man...
But in condition of that they have to pay RS 10000 first as an investment , they agreed , didn't think wht investment is needed for job applying...
They gave it and work for 1 month in his company without going to company once in time period and run work from home and when the time to get the salary came , they didn't got any contact of they man and the address of company...
They had lost their invested money and time of 1 month also ..And when they reached their village all the people laughed on them...
Moral ______ Unwanted smartness lead you in curse...
Thank you
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