English, asked by shruti989, 11 months ago

write a joke in any Marathi, Hindi or English

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Answered by psbainsla035

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ek bar ek aadami dukandar ke pass kapde Lene jata hai dukandar se puchta hai ki aapko plane main dikhaun to vah kahta hi nahin Abhi to mujhe

Answered by tyagishefali

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Answer:

Chintu: amma can I watch TV?

Amma : only if it is closed.

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