Question

write a joke in english​

Answer 1

Explanation:

Hello...

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Answer 2

Answer:

Here is your answer mate

Explanation:

Nobody is perfect >_<

My crush is perfect *_*

My crush is nobody -_-

Nobody loves me '_'

My crush loves me......♥️....XD

Hope it helps :)