write a story about a character who has a horrible sense of direction and always gets lost humor writing
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Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open the door, put an elephant in, close the door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put a giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligator's mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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story about a character who has a horrible sense of direction and always gets lost humor writing