write funny jokes for kids?
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Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
So he could hide in the crayon box!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
So he could hide in the crayon box!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
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a kid after getting bored from maths says
kid:maths please start solving your own problem yourself i have my own problems.
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