Question

You came to know that your dog's Satanic! When you're asleep, he sneaks out and worship Satan. You can't risk your family with this freāk (the Dog). You will -
A) Wait until it's daytime and tell him to stop all this nonsense. If he doesn't, feed him on a poisonous food and burn his corpse in flames!!
B) Take one of his kids(puppies) into your custody and threat him to leave your house else you're goin' to slaughter his kid.
C) Pet a bítch and ask her to bewitch him with her love and distract him from all this Satanic shít.
D) Call another dog, who's a priest and ask him to deal with this frēaking Satanic dog.
E) Shoot him in his head when he's practicing his witchcraft and tell his kids(the puppies) that their dad was a bad, BAD man and he deserved it !!
G) What the heck are you talkin' about, William? Dogs don't have any sense, they can't worship Satan, bro! ​

Answer 1

⚫ I came to know that my dog's a satanic! When I'm asleep, he sneaks out and worship Satan.I can't risk my family with this freāk (the Dog). I will -

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☑ C) Pet a bítch and ask her to bewitch him with her love and distract him from all this Satanic shít.

❌A) Wait until it's daytime and tell him to stop all this nonsense. If he doesn't, feed him on a poisonous food and burn his corpse in flames!!

• Being able to talk with my dog..ahaha, that's be a sight to see.
• But (serious mode on) I can see how well this will go. For all I know, the pep talk could actually do me more harm than good, and I can't risk that. So, I might as well put it into action (though I would hate to bid goodbye to Figo).

❌B) Take one of his kid (puppy) into my custody and threaten him to leave my house else I'm goin' to slaughter his kid.

• I don't think this will be effective. If he's a satanist, he won't even care for his own.

❌D) Call another dog, who's a priest and ask him to deal with this frēaking Satanic dog.

• And the options just keeps getting more interesting. But for the life of me, I can't imagine a dog as a priest.
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❌E) Shoot him in his head when he's practicing his witchcraft and tell his kids (the puppies) that their dad was a bad, BAD man and he deserved it !

• This is also a possibility.. sob sob (╥﹏╥).
• But I might refrain myself from telling the truth to the puppies. Imagine them growing up being bullied just cos their dad was a satanist. Hey, I'm not that cruel!

❌F) What the heck are you talkin' about, William? Dogs don't have any sense, they can't worship Satan, Bro.

• Of all the questions I've answered so far, I have to agree this one's the weirdest. But, William Bro, you sure have a mind of your own. Few people do and we appreciate it.

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• I actually did hear a testimony where a former satanist turned his life to Christ after meeting a God-fearing woman. I have no idea how my dog would respond, but I would definitely give this a shot and pray it'll work.

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Answer 2

Answer:

D) Call another dog, who's a priest and ask him to deal with this frēaking Satanic dog.

Explanation:

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