Question

You're in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, what will you do?
A) Get drunk then kill them all.
B) Allow yourself to become a zombie, that way you don’t care at all about people you love being killed and don’t have to worry about being killed yourself.
C) You would go to the highest building ever (which now is Burj Khalifa) and take the elevator then cut off all the strings of the elevator(s). So if they want to catch you, they’ll have to take the frickin' stairs.
D) Wait for the first person to reply "I don't have to worry, ZOMBIES ARE FICTIONAL! IDIOT!" and use them as a human shield while you get to high ground or an island.
E) Everyone is so crushed. I'm going straight to a Costco in Texas. I’m assuming they will have everything I need from food to weapons in BULK then beat their frickin' butts !!
G) This question is bullshít!​

Answer 1

Explanation:

Wait for the first person to reply "I don't have to worry, ZOMBIES ARE FICTIONAL! IDIOT!" and use them as a human shield while you get to high ground or an island.

E) Everyone is so crushed. I'm going straight to a Costco in Texas. I’m assuming they will have everything I need from food to weapons in BULK then beat their frickin' butts !!

G) This question is bullshít!

Answer 2

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☑ E) Everyone is so crushed. I'm going straight to a Costco in Texas. I’m assuming they will have everything I need from food to weapons in BULK then beat them up!!

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❌A) Get drunk then kill them all.

• Simply because I don't want to take that chance.

❌B) Allow myself to become a zombie, that way I don’t care at all about people I love being killed and don’t have to worry about being killed myself.

• While the latter is appealing, I don't think I'll trade the ability to love people with anything else. Being a zombie sure sounds cool but to stop caring for the people I love, NO WAY !!

❌C) I would go to the highest building ever (which now is Burj Khalifa) and take the elevator then cut off all the strings of the elevator(s). So if they want to catch me, they’ll have to take the stairs.

• We're talking about an apocalypse here, what if I run short of supplies? Then I would have to climb down the stairs and face them,meaning my chance of survival becomes slim. So, this option is out of the list.

❌D) Wait for the first person to reply "I don't have to worry, ZOMBIES ARE FICTIONAL!" and use them as a human shield while I get to high ground or an island.

• I actually did consider this but again, looking to the future and imagining, "What if that man's friend try to avenge him?", I dropped this option too.

❌ G) This question doesn't make sense!

• Well, I wouldn't say that. You actually do come up with interesting questions and it's fun answering them.

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✔ Watching this kind of movies sure takes its toll on you. Tbh.. I've actually considered this before. And I've thought the exact same thing- going to a place with endless supplies of necessities and busting zombies brain, why not! Count me in. ✌

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