Question

Your city's under an alien invasion. Some people take you into their house to feed you, but they're acting really weird. You suspect they're aliens in disguise. What do you do?!  
A) Nothing much, really. I ain't talking shít till it's free food!!!
B) Spy and decide whether or not to kick their būtts.
C) Break out of the house at night, gather a team of legit humans and ATTACK!!
D) Ask them questions only an Earthling would know (i.e., Football trivia. Watch them stumble all over themselves as they struggle to answer.)
E) Start laughing in a really retarded way and wait for them to look at you all weird. If they don't, they're frickin' aliens.
F) All those options were dúmb af. Here's what I'm gonna do, I would ____ .
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Answer 1

Answer:

B, D , E and F) I would look at them all scary and say they goin die!! In a really serious tone so that they'd be scared. (tho I'm not sure who's goin die if I do this)

Funny question of yours. Me likes it!

Answer 2

It's always good when we state our reasons for - selecting a particular option and rejecting the others. (makes us look like professionals, in paper...xD)

Let me feel like one today.

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Well, though I am okay with some of these options, at the end of the day, I'd have to make "the best choice" and so these are the options I'm drópping off.

A) Nothing much, really. I ain't talking till it's free food!!!

• Who doesn't love free food!! But I'm not the kind to be sitting iďly so you can only guess.

B) Spy and decide whether or not to kick their būtts.

• They say, 'Cùriosity kills the cat'. I can't help but go detective at times. I may end up in trouble but I might actually be doing this. Still, I've decided on another option so this one is here.

C) Break out of the house at night, gather a team of legit humans and ATTACK!!

• Bwahaha.. humans are weak and they might slow me down so I won't want to partner/form a team. You could say, I'm a SOLO RIDER (when it comes to matters such as this.)

D) Ask them questions only an Earthling would know (i.e., Football trivia. Watch them stumble all over themselves as they struggle to answer.)

• Not a bad option but then again, we do have some pretty clueless people out here. You know what I mean. So it's a no.

E) Start laughing in a really retarded way and wait for them to look at you all weird. If they don't, they're frickin' aliens.

• I lóve this option lekin there's a "BUT!" If they (the humans) are anything like my friends, they'd prob start imitating me. And again, some humans take weirdness to a whole new level so I might mistake them for aliens. Possibility.. so sorry.

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F) All those options were not really what I was looking for. Here's what I'm gonna do, I would..

• You remember the Chàmeleon trick you told us once (sadly it got déleted). I hope you won't mind me stealing your idea but this is an Emergèncy so all I can say is "I'll return the favôr later (i.e. if I make it out alive)."
• Given I have the pótion (in simple words, ability like Mystique from X-men, you see mine is ultra-prô, meaning with my skills, I was able to accomplish what no man could, turning myself into someone else), I'd just turn into one of 'em, if they're aliens, mission accomplished. They'd take me to be one of their kind and I don't have to worry anymore.
• If not, "the humans" would probably freàk out and I'm hoping for them to faint. Then I'll make my escape. Whichever, it's a win-win situation for me so ya.. this is my answer. (Running away maybe cos I have plans to work with my enemy.. hehe.)