Question

A drama or a funny comedy play in English



50 points for answering

Answer 1

(In a school... It was the second day of the school but the classes had begun. Class 7... --- The teacher taught the students about cleanliness.) --- TEACHER: Students so you all should know to keep your surrounding clean.--- (The teacher had told the children that the children should attend the prayer without fail. But one day Ravi misses the prayer. --- In the class...)--- TEACHER:(calls the class leader Ramesh) Ramesh who didn't attend the prayer?--- RAMESH: Sir...(Ramesh hesitates to say that Ravi did not attend the prayer.) ---- SURESH:(ho was jealous of Ravi stood and..)Sir Ravi did not attend the prayer.--- TEACHER: Ravi before I punish you tell me why you did not attend the prayer. ---- RAVI: Sir you always say us that cleanliness is next to godliness. Before I came to school today the students had already left for the prayer.When I started for the prayer I saw the class untidy, so I stayed in class and cleaned the class. ---- TEACHER:Very good Ravi and Suresh don't blame anyone unnecessarily.Students you all should learn many things from Ravi. --- (Suresh felt ashamed.)--- (Just like Ravi in the skit we should keep our surrounding,no no the whole country clean.) ...

Answer 2

Answer:

Explanation:

(Mel and Nell enter the seating area of a restaurant with a tray filled with drinks, a number and dinner rolls. They are talking so they don't notice immediately that all the tables are taken by a person a each table with a laptop or tablet or some electronic device)  

NELL

You think the kids are okay?  

MEL

We have a good sitter.  

NELL

Why do they have to act that way when I leave? They act like they are dying. Why do they have to be so over-dramatic? It's worse than watching Titanic.  

MEL

No... nothing is worse than watching Titanic.  

(They realize they are wandering a bit too much)  

NELL

All the tables are taken.  

MEL

Oh no. It's the hipster hobos.  

NELL

The what?  

MEL

Hipster hobos... aka laptop hobos... they find hip places with free wifi and buy the cheapest thing possible and camp out for the entire day.  

NELL

Don't they have anything better to do?  

MEL

No... this is their life. Taking up space and trying to look cool while doing it.  

NELL

Well... it's not cool. I am a tired mom who needs a night to relax... I just need to sit.  

MEL

I think that one's asleep. Maybe if we sit with her really quiet.  

NELL

I want our own table. I think that one ran out of battery... oh, wait, he has an extension cord.  

MEL

You think with all the free refills they'd have to get up to go pee more.  

NELL

Maybe if I find the wifi hub, I can unplug it.  

MEL

And get us kicked out.  

NELL

Why don't they kick them out?  

MEL

It's a vicious cycle. This restaurant wants to appear hip. So they want the hipsters in here to draw in the rest of the hip crowd. But hispters have to fit in their skinny jeans so they don't buy much food.  

NELL

I have an idea.  

(Nell speaks loudly)  

NELL (CONT.)

Did you hear about the sale at the Apple store?! It's a good one!  

(Hipsters start to take interest)  

NELL (CONT.)

They have a sale on the new iPid!  

HIPSTER 1

The iPid?  

HIPSTER 2

What's an iPid?  

(Hipsters start to stir and get excited)  

NELL (CONT.)

I don't know! But it's new!  

HIPSTER 3

I need one!  

HIPSTER 4

Me too!  

(Hipsters start to pack up in a hurry and leave)  

NELL (CONT.)

And I hear they will give 100 iPids away to the first 100 people in line.  

(Hipsters are leaving)  

NELL (CONT.)

They don't open until morning so you'll have to wait in line all night.  

HIPSTER 1

I always stay in line the night before the launch of a new Apple product.  

HIPSTER 2

Who doesn't?  

(Hipster 3 calls out to a waitress off stage)  

HIPSTER 3

I brought my extension cord. Is it okay if I leave it plugged in here?  

HIPSTER 4

I have a power strip.  

(All the Hipsters are gone. Nell smiles big)  

NELL

Which table would you like?  

(They sit down happily and Nell unplugs the long extension cord that was left behind by the hipsters. Blackout. Hipsters moan and groan in the darkness)