Question

atleast 5 jokes to entertain our school staff teachers in comedy show competition

Answer 1

papa aur bete ki baat
papa- bete tum bade ho kar kya bnoge
beta- fighter jet ka pilot 
papa- wo toh thik hai par mujhe kaise pta chlega ki tum kon sa jet contrl kar rhe ho
beta-  mai jab bhi apne ghar ke upar se jaunga toh mein ek bomb gira dunga

Answer 2

Santa: Yaar banta, hum aathvi(8th standard) me aathvi(8th time) baar fail ho chuke hai. Chal suicide karte hain.

Banta: Nahi paagal. Agle janam(next birth) me fir nursery se shuru karna padega.
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Wife To Husband: Darling I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Yesterday I gave him some food and today he gave me a "how to cook food" book.

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill
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I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects... ;-) :-P