C. Think and answer.
Thomas Hood was particularly fond of practical jokes which he was said to have enjoyed
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playing on the members of his family. Do you like jokes? Think of a joke and make
friends laugh.
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Yes I love the jokes, i will tell you jokes with explanations These are based on shared cultural knowledge, which makes them hard to understand. Here’s an example:
Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.
He says “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?” I asked.
“It’s not unusual” he replied.
Explanation: “It’s not unusual” is a famous song by Tom Jones.
5. Doctor jokes
A “doctor” joke is a joke based on an imaginary situation when a patient explains a problem to the doctor. Here’s an example:
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
6. Lightbulb jokes
These always start “How many (type of person) does it take to change a lightbulb?” Here’s my all-time favourite:
“How many members of the Socialist Workers’ Party does it take to change a lightbulb?”
“About a million. One out, all out.”
Explanation: “One out, all out” was a slogan used by the Socialist Workers’ Party to get everyone to “come out” on strike / take industrial action.
When we say a lightbulb is out, we mean it no longer works.
7. Three… jokes
Jokes are often told as little stories, where there are three types of people. A typical example is “An Englishman, A Scottish man and a Welshman …” Often it’s an Irishman instead of Welshman. These jokes are often negative about the stereotypes of these three countries. But here’s an alternative:
A Doberman, a Golden Retriever and a cat died and met God. God said to them, “Tell me why I should let you into heaven.”
The Doberman said, “I’ll protect you with my life.”
God said, “You can sit at my right side.”
The Golden Retriever said, “I will fetch your slippers and anything else you ask me to.”
God said, “Then you can sit at my left side.”
Finally, God looked at the cat and said, “And what will you do?”
The cat said, “Excuse me. I think you’re sitting in my seat.”
Yes,I like jokes
A:Hey buddy, tell me what gets more wet the more it dries
B:A towel