Comic strip on a series of dialogue exchanged between 3 and 4 endangered species
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Tiger, Rhino, Leopard are meeting in the jungle. The atmosphere is quite somber. They had the following conversation among them:
Tiger: Our days are numbered, friends. I can’t say when exactly shall we cease to roam these forests; but it will happen sooner than expected.
Rhino: (With tears in his eyes) Just a few years ago we used to live so proudly; then this devilish creature man entered our sacred forest and looted everything, including our lives!
Leopard: Man is Satan. Only because of him are our species going to be extinct; and he is solely responsible.
Tiger: The worst part is we can’t do anything except see our species dwindling fast.
Rhino: See, what a hell he has created on this once-paradise-like planet. He kills us, skins us, rips apart our organs and bones, just for financial gains!
Leopard: God will definitely avenge us! He had created us with so much love and care! He won’t spare him!
Tiger: It is true. God will also make man extinct in the same manner man is making us extinct.
Rhino: Brothers, let’s pledge that we will fight till the end!
Tiger: I promise I will.
Leopard: I pledge I will also.
Answer:
Wait wait! What?
You cannot really eat me!
Why not?
What is the reason?
I belong to the group of endangered species! Well then, prove it.
Oh my God, it's nothing like I carry proof certificates all around that tom-tom about my credential. I will be calling our fellow congressmen.
Ok fine. I will keep waiting.
Why don’t you grab a hamburger while we are on this waiting game?
Believe me burgers are non-endangered buys.
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