Question

dialogue between kidney bean and burger

Answer 1

 Bean: I feel sorry for you, my friend. 
Burger: Why? I'm fat and beefy and puffy and I sweat grease! I'll bet YOU can't do all that! 
Bean: I couldn't and wouldn't. My friends and I don't get covered in grease. It's SO uncool. 
Burger: Is that why you feel sorry for me? 
Bean: Well, yes. In fact, more people are actually enjoying ME these days. I'm good for everybody! 
Burger: Yeah? How is that? 
Bean: YOU clog arteries. My pea friends and bean friends and I all work together to CLEAN the arteries. 
Burger: But I'm more filling than you are. 
Bean: No, that's not true. Mix us around with greens, rice, olive oil, and garlic, and we pack a lot of weight. 
Burger: But I have a lot of vitamins and nutrients. 
Bean: That's true, but you also have heart-clogging fat. I have ONLY vitamins, minerals, and fiber. 
Burger: So? Who needs fiber, anyhow? 
Bean: EVERYBODY. My friends and I are also good for digestion, immunity, strength, and energy. 
Burger: Just remember: I'm good for everybody's health. 
Bean: Just remember: I'm even BETTER for everybody's health! 
Burger: Well, this has certainly BEAN a very interesting conversation! 
Bean: I'm glad you feel that way. I thought maybe you had a BEEF with me!