Dialogue between two political leaders over corruption charges
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First Politician: Welcome to the gang of corrupt politicians!
Second Politician: Don’t call it corruption; it is our way of earning fortunes.
First Politician: Yes, it is true. Politics is the most lucrative profession these days; get elected by befooling people with false promises; and then after being elected earn as much money as you want by doing scams and scandals.
Second Politician: Initially we have to invest lots of money on rallies, advertisements, and canvassing. But later on we earn thousand times more than we had spent.
First Politician: Yes, there is no other profession as lucrative as this. All the ministers, CMs, Cabinet Ministers have such huge fortunes and properties; all this they earn by corruption only.
Second Politician: The perks of being a politician are also uncountable. Free diesel, free electricity, no paying of toll taxes, and exemption from income tax, and then many types of allowances. I am going to make all my sons future politicians. Eve kings in the past did not live as royally as we the politicians do.
First Politician: The best thing is even the law exempts us; we have the rights and means to do corruption.
Second Politician: Long live politics!