diary entry on how you celebrate first day of the new year
Answers
Monday
January 1, 2018
11:30 p.m.
Dear Diary:
Happy New Year! You have been my constant companion for many years. In you are written all my secrets about me. Today I am going to share with you how I celebrated my first day of the New Year. I got up early and went for a run. I also mediated for half an hour. I felt so peaceful! I decided I would develop my skills further. So I am going to develop a lot many skills. I read a self-help and motivational book. I made an entire list, and I am going to finish it soon. I want to feel more satisfied and worthy. I am going to make the best use of time. Dear diary do kindly help me execute these resolutions.
RESOLUTIONS FOR 2018
- Work harder.
- Act more.
- Absolutely ACE VAULT Festival and the Adelaide Fringe with my new show Being Barbarella.
- Take Being Barbarella and Duck Flu to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
- Write a new chapter of my Phillus & Wallace erotica each week and upload it here for your eyes...
-
- Run a half-marathon in another country.
- Go to Italy. And Berlin.
- Never go on Tinder again.
- Buy more hats.
- Eat a minimum of three meals a day. Meals that DO NOT have the words 'take-away', 'Dominoes', 'Discount', 'Berocca' or 'Gin' in the title.
- BE HAPPY
All my undying love to the friends who made this year so awesome.