Question

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dlock"
"OK just relax. There's no need to get yourself wound
up.
"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin."
"Now you're just talking tubbish."
Patient: Doctor, there's something wrong with my
stomach
Doctor: Well, keep your coat buttoned and nobody
will notice it
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient,
he said, 'I can't find a cause for your complaint.
Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when
you're sober"
Patient: Doctor, tell me the truth-am I going to die?
Doctor: Don't be silly, that's the last thing that you're
going to do.
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired
about her complaint she replied that she suffered from
a discharge.
The Doctor said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie
down on the examining table."
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Answer 1

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