funniest jokes for competition please answer please.......NO SPAM❌❌
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
3.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
4.
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
5.
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
6.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
7.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
8.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"9
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Hi !!!!!!!!!!
Here are 15 jokes read them all and tell which one is your favorite through comment. Please i am waiting for comment.
1. Why do some cricket players never sweat?
Answer: Because they have huge fans!
2. Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?
Answer: Your MOUTH!
3. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Answer: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
4. Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role!
5. Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
Answer: The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school.
6. There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky, and never down. What are they?
Answer: Age and your physical growth.
7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
Answer: A Stamp!
8. It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?
Answer: Staircase!
9. What is the antonym of DOMINOS?
Answer: Domi Doesn’t No!
10. What is the difference between here and there?
Answer: The Letter T.
11. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Answer: ANYDOG – Because building cannot jump.
12. I have four legs – but I can’t walk. What Am I?
Answer: A CHAIR
13. Why Mira carried a ladder to her school?
Answer: BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
14. I have ocean but no water. Who am I?
Answer: A WORLD MAP
15. What are the two animals that live in a polar region?
Answer: A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE
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