Question

funny stories in 600 to 650 words. please tell it's urgent​

Answer 1

Answer:

But 650 is not take on this app

I can help in 250 only

Explanation:

Please make me brilliant

Answer 2

Answer:

MY NEWSPAPER WAS DIFFERENT

MY NEWSPAPER WAS DIFFERENTA customer walked into my clothing shop and asked to see the pants that were advertised in the paper that day. “We don’t have an ad in the paper today,” I told her. She insisted I was wrong, so I got a copy of the paper, and we went through it, eventually landing on an ad for pants from another local store. Exasperated, the customer glared at me and said, “In my newspaper, the ad was for this store!” —Edward Oppenheimer