Hello Guys!!!
PLZ Help me out!!!
Tomorrow we are going to publish our school magazine.
And I want to publish something.
So,
Plz post any articles,letters,riddles,puzzles,facts,tounge twisters..............etc.
Plz post anything intresting to be published in my school magazine.
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I have a tongue twister..and some jokes too if I can give u joke in Hindi then:-
1. teacher-bacho tum log apas me ekta se rha kro Har Kaam Milkar kiya karo miljul kar karne se Bada laabh Hota Hai
children- Magar Jab Hum exam ke time aapas mein miljul Kar exam date hai to aap naraz kyu Hote Hai?
2. one man was travelling in a train without ticket then suddenly the ticket checker came and ask for the ticket the man said-: I don't have the ticket
the TT ask him where you have to go?
the man replied-: where Lord Ram was born
then the TT said follow me
the man asked:- where
TT replied where Lord Krishna was born..
3. teacher gave students to write an essay on laziness in 4 pages
a student left 3 pages blank and wrote on the fourth page that this is called' laziness'
4. Pintu: kyu ro rhe ho??
chintu: haathi mar gaya...
Pintu: ye tumhara paltu haathi that kya??
chintu: nahi Mujhe uski kabra khodney ka kaam mila hai....
some tongue twisters..(speak 20 times)
1. Greek grapes
2.pataal k pateele me papita peela peela
that's ur answer friend
1. teacher-bacho tum log apas me ekta se rha kro Har Kaam Milkar kiya karo miljul kar karne se Bada laabh Hota Hai
children- Magar Jab Hum exam ke time aapas mein miljul Kar exam date hai to aap naraz kyu Hote Hai?
2. one man was travelling in a train without ticket then suddenly the ticket checker came and ask for the ticket the man said-: I don't have the ticket
the TT ask him where you have to go?
the man replied-: where Lord Ram was born
then the TT said follow me
the man asked:- where
TT replied where Lord Krishna was born..
3. teacher gave students to write an essay on laziness in 4 pages
a student left 3 pages blank and wrote on the fourth page that this is called' laziness'
4. Pintu: kyu ro rhe ho??
chintu: haathi mar gaya...
Pintu: ye tumhara paltu haathi that kya??
chintu: nahi Mujhe uski kabra khodney ka kaam mila hai....
some tongue twisters..(speak 20 times)
1. Greek grapes
2.pataal k pateele me papita peela peela
that's ur answer friend
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Riddles
1.What has an eye but no head?
2. What room has no floor,roof,doors or window?
3.what runs but has no legs?
4.what ring is square?
5.which word is always pronounced wrongly?
6. Can a shoe box?
7. whats black when clean and white when dirty?
8. what looks most like half a banana?
9. What never asks question but is always answered?
10.Which part of Calcutta is in Delhi?
11. Why it is hard to open a piano?
Answer
1. a neddle
2. a mushroom
3.a tap
4.a boxing ring
5.wrongly
6.no, but a tin can
7. a black board
8.the other half
9. a door bell.
10.the letter L.
11. becoz all the keys are inside the piano.
Facts
1. Elephant is only the animal with 4 knees.
2.A mosquito can carry blood twice its own weight.
3.A person's hair can't turn white over night for what ever reason.
4.The novelest Agatha Christie wrote 85 books and also she died in the age of 85 in 1976.
5.Rhe legs of an ostrich is so strong that one kick can acctually kill a man.
1.What has an eye but no head?
2. What room has no floor,roof,doors or window?
3.what runs but has no legs?
4.what ring is square?
5.which word is always pronounced wrongly?
6. Can a shoe box?
7. whats black when clean and white when dirty?
8. what looks most like half a banana?
9. What never asks question but is always answered?
10.Which part of Calcutta is in Delhi?
11. Why it is hard to open a piano?
Answer
1. a neddle
2. a mushroom
3.a tap
4.a boxing ring
5.wrongly
6.no, but a tin can
7. a black board
8.the other half
9. a door bell.
10.the letter L.
11. becoz all the keys are inside the piano.
Facts
1. Elephant is only the animal with 4 knees.
2.A mosquito can carry blood twice its own weight.
3.A person's hair can't turn white over night for what ever reason.
4.The novelest Agatha Christie wrote 85 books and also she died in the age of 85 in 1976.
5.Rhe legs of an ostrich is so strong that one kick can acctually kill a man.
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