Question

hello guys!!
this is my English homework.
make a funny story on any topic..
don't report...

Answer 1

"The night is still and chilly. No sounds can be heard around except for one. It seems like a story and it's coming from the roof?"

"Once upon a time there was a Lord Penguin, a dark and tall being. He was a master of all knowledge and had been quietly watching humanity from the shadows since it's inception."

"hey you damm Penguin! get off the roof and stop monologuing you bird faced geezer" said the haughty, HOMOSEXUAL researcher Gregory from Mexico.
"all right all right calm yerself Greg. and I am a daMMn bird four eyes" though he may seem harsh, he's my only human friend here at the South Pole."


To be continued...




P.S SAVE PENGUINS

Answer 2

Yo,@Bubby!

Here's your answer! :D #Finally. xD

Part 1, Chapter:- Home Alone.

Last month,when I was alone at my house,I experienced something really we.i.rd.

I was working on a math sum,in my room ,when I suddenly heard some sort of a sound. Looking towards where it came from,I perceived that it was from my window.

Curious,I decided to check what was wrong.

The shutter was open,which is quite surprising,as I always keep it closed.

"Must be the strong wind,je.r

king it to slide up.",I pondered out loud.

When I closed it,I suddenly felt a strong daft of air,behind my neck.It made the hair on my neck stand up.

Looking behind,I saw that the A.C was open.

Strange!It was closed,if I remember clearly?,I wondered, confused.

I didn't close it,as it was already sweltering,that night.

I walked back towards my desk,and carried on with my math.

1 hour passed by,making my eyes heavy with sleep.

"It's time to pull on the covers.I shouldn't wait for my parents to come back from the trip,they might take ages.

Will do this sum later",I mused.

Yawning,I switched off the desk-lamp and retired for the day.

I must've drifted away for 5 minutes or so,when I heard something.

Groaning,I opened my eyes,only to see the shutter opened,again.

"Gosh, can't anyone let me sleep in peace,I'm already decaying with agony due to the math equations revolving around my head.",I said, completely frustrated.

Just I was going to get out of the bed,and shut the shutter,I heard something in the hall.

What I'd heard was totally out of a horror movie, footsteps thudded ever so lightly,across the floor.

Creeped out,I forgot about the window,and crept towards my door to peek at what was it ,that got my attention?

And there was it. A silvery silhouette obscured my vision. ___________________

And...leaving ya in suspense! XD

Hope it helps! :)

-TGA.

P.S-It's a horror story,which you gave me the permission to write. So no afterthoughts bout a funny one! :P