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rooster laid eggs but hw did they break ?????
ans; roosters don't lay eggs only hens.
who is worlds largest male????
gentlemen.
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ans; roosters don't lay eggs only hens.
who is worlds largest male????
gentlemen.
hope u like it .
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Hii, here are some PJs questions and answers hope you like it
Q– What do you call a bee that comes from America?
Ans – USB (US-B)
Q – What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
Ans – Jaswanti (Jas-wan-ti)
Q – Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
Ans – Because of ‘Tali-ban’! (Tali means clap in Hindi)
Q – How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Ans – Vocabulary! (Vo-cab-bulary)
Q – Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Ans – Umar Gul..
Q – What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.
Ans – Simple its – MOTIVATING (Moti-vating)
2) Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
/Q - /Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
/Ans/: Tendulkar is an opener
/Q /- What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
Cricket Team"
/Ans/: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
Q– What do you call a bee that comes from America?
Ans – USB (US-B)
Q – What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
Ans – Jaswanti (Jas-wan-ti)
Q – Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
Ans – Because of ‘Tali-ban’! (Tali means clap in Hindi)
Q – How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Ans – Vocabulary! (Vo-cab-bulary)
Q – Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Ans – Umar Gul..
Q – What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.
Ans – Simple its – MOTIVATING (Moti-vating)
2) Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
/Q - /Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
/Ans/: Tendulkar is an opener
/Q /- What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
Cricket Team"
/Ans/: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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