Question

How do you plan to take over the world?​

Answer 1

This is my badass plan:

I would shift the Earth’s axis by some radians, causing a turn in weather patterns and that would result in one less day of rain everywhere in the world except London. This would cause a coffee bean shortage and would force everyone in the world to switch to tea. I would then destroy every tea bag in this goddāmn world, except for my own, and would rise to prominence as the owner of the world’s only teabag. Every nation would then bow to me to just get a glimpse of my teabag. Then, I'd rule this frēakin' world.

Hells yeah, William 100, world 0. I win!