Question

how to grow beard very fast

Answer 1

Use oil and water daily.

Answer 2

Go to the top of a cliff and jump. DO NOT HESITATE AT ALL. While falling keep changing the magic mantra " I am a man and I won't die." If you survive you should get a beard more lush than any other. That's how I got all this fur for my body ( I am Lord Penguin)


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