Question

I need 2 jokes in sanskrit

Answer 1

प्रथमः काकः-आतपे मा गच्छ.
द्वितीय काकः-किमर्थम्?
प्रथमः काकः-तव वर्णः कृष्णः भविष्यति.(First crow:Dont go in the sun.Second crow:Why?First Crow:Your skincolour will get black.

Answer 2

Aap mujhe sanskrit funny seekha do jokes Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do, Pandit: kyun? Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi Pandit: Agar nark gaye to? Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai