I want a essay on modern village not about villages of india
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The modern village is defined as a small group of houses, none of which can get pizza delivered. Many urban dwellers have a secret dream of living in a beautiful collection of rose-covered cottages nestled around a wide village green and overlooked by the church spire and village pub. Many people who live in real villages also have this dream.
Villagers
There are four kinds of villager. The first, and rarest, are people who've always lived in the village. These people have been in the same house since the Black Death and are, to all intents and purposes, trapped there, as they can't afford to move out. They have the same names as the ones on the village war memorial and regard anyone in the village they don't recognise from school as an asylum seeker with whom assimilation is extremely unlikely. You can tell these people because they are the ones permanently standing between you and the bar in the local pub.
The second kind of inhabitant is the retired couple. This couple bred early in their 20s, saw the children leave home in their late 40s and retired in their mid-50s. They are still physically and mentally on top form, and probably have one more house move before death (bungalow in a small country town near doctor). In the meantime, they are the backbone of the 101 village societies. You know where these people live because their front gardens look as though they've been tended with nail scissors and toothcomb.
The third kind of inhabitant is the commuter. The commuter has left the city for the fresh air, the countryside and the bigger house. Sadly, they don't see any of these because they have to commute vast distances, leaving before dawn and returning after dark. At weekends, they travel vast distances to see friends from the city who live in villages on the other side of the city. You can recognise these people in the village because they're the ones you don't recognise.
The fourth kind of inhabitant is the tele-worker. These are people who, instead of working in an office, watch TV at home. Much of the time, watching TV is waiting for the computer to download an email thanks to your telephone connection being one of the originals put in by Alexander Graham Bell himself. In the country, the closest you get to a high-speed broadband connection is a sophisticated morris dancing move.
Villagers
There are four kinds of villager. The first, and rarest, are people who've always lived in the village. These people have been in the same house since the Black Death and are, to all intents and purposes, trapped there, as they can't afford to move out. They have the same names as the ones on the village war memorial and regard anyone in the village they don't recognise from school as an asylum seeker with whom assimilation is extremely unlikely. You can tell these people because they are the ones permanently standing between you and the bar in the local pub.
The second kind of inhabitant is the retired couple. This couple bred early in their 20s, saw the children leave home in their late 40s and retired in their mid-50s. They are still physically and mentally on top form, and probably have one more house move before death (bungalow in a small country town near doctor). In the meantime, they are the backbone of the 101 village societies. You know where these people live because their front gardens look as though they've been tended with nail scissors and toothcomb.
The third kind of inhabitant is the commuter. The commuter has left the city for the fresh air, the countryside and the bigger house. Sadly, they don't see any of these because they have to commute vast distances, leaving before dawn and returning after dark. At weekends, they travel vast distances to see friends from the city who live in villages on the other side of the city. You can recognise these people in the village because they're the ones you don't recognise.
The fourth kind of inhabitant is the tele-worker. These are people who, instead of working in an office, watch TV at home. Much of the time, watching TV is waiting for the computer to download an email thanks to your telephone connection being one of the originals put in by Alexander Graham Bell himself. In the country, the closest you get to a high-speed broadband connection is a sophisticated morris dancing move.
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