Question

if you were a vegetable i'd visit you in the hospital
I need help understanding this joke.​

Answer 1

Answer:

I don't necessarily have an answer for you... (I'm sorry) But, if it makes you feel any better: It's basically a pick-up line..? I do believe that it has to do with a s3xual reference.. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Explanation:

FULL Joke: "D*mn girl, if you was a fruit you’d be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."

I'm pretty sure the reference was to be made to the fruit "pineapple" but, was changed into "fineapple instead." Suggesting that he or she is a good-looking person. The Hospital part is a bit harder to understand...