Question

Imagine that you are a crime reporter for a city newspaper . Write a news report on a funny incident involving a thief

Answer 1

Answer:

                                          The Embarassed thief

On sunday morning dated 23-3-18, a case has been lodged on a thief . Police have reported that the thief entered a rich merchant's house the previous evening. Eventhough there were several antique pieces, the thief only chose to steal some toilet papers and a bunch of Britannia and Good day biscuits . It also seemed that there was a havoc created in the house. In the CCTV the thief crashed into a sofa and fell face- first on to the ground. Then the thief shakily wakes up, only to see a street dog after his biscuits. The thief runs faster than any other athelete to get rid of the dog. He eventually screams and jumps over a compound wall only to be covered in cow laterine. Police are still investigating on the case to find the thief with the bad fate.

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