My grandmother is possibly the funniest person i have ever known complete the story
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My grandmother is possibly the funniest person I have ever known. She narrates her stories to me after dinner. She picks up her knitting and begins spinning fantastic tales of her wild days as a youth. One of the funniest stories she ever told me was of The Farmer, the Viper and the Hornbill
A viper was being chased by poachers begged the farmer to save its life. To hide it, the farmer squatted and allowed the snake crawl into his tummy. After the danger had passed and the farmer requested the viper to come out, the snake refused. 'It is very warm and secure inside,' said the viper.
The man saw a horn-bill on his way home,and approached up to him and explained what has happened. The horn-bill told him to squat and eject the snake. After the viper peeped out, the horn-bill took hold of it it, pulled it out, and killed it. The farmer was concerned that the snake's poison might still be inside him, and the horn-bill told him that the cure for snake poison was to cook and eat six birds. "You're a bird" said the farmer. "You'll make a tasty meal." He grabbed the horn-bill, put it in his rucksack, and carried it home, where he hung it up while he told his wife what had happened.
"I'm can not believe it," said the wife. "The bird does you a great favor, rids you of the viper in your tummy, saves your life in fact, yet you ensnare it and talk of cooking it. She released the horn-bill, and it flew away. On its way, it gouged out her eyes.
She is funniest person not because she always cracks jokes but she always takes the situation in an easy manner as it could be and always tries to deal with it calmly.
She has saved me alot of times from my parents whenever I was in trouble, the way she deals with the things and make them funny and interesting is the best thing which makes her apparently different from others.