Question

Need the full original poem “ Dear Mr. Examiner” by Gareth Owen

Answer 1

DEAR MR. EXAMINER

Thank you so much for your questions

I've read them most carefully through

But there isn't a single one of them

That I know the answer to.

I've written my name as instructed

Put the year, the month and the day

But after I'd finished doing that

I had nothing further to say.

I thought your questions were lovely

I've only myself to blame

But couldn't you give me some marks

For writing the date and my name?

Gareth Owen