Question

plz share humorous poem english ..2 minits

Answer 1

We’ve scouted out 10 of the best wedding poems that say it all – whether you’re looking for a funny wedding poem to add a little humour to your service, or a short, romantic wedding poem to bring your guests to tears (within your strict time limit).

Just a couple of things to consider before you start browsing our wedding poem collection – the readings you choose for your ceremony should be chosen together. Before you choose, think about what matters to you – do you want the reading to make people laugh? Cry? Ponder the meaning of true love (best leave some thinking time open for this one). Share a favourite band? Consider a reading from one of their songs. Love Disney? How about a Mickey-and-Minnie-themed love-fest? Does it matter to you that your favourite wedding poem has been wheeled out at the last 10 weddings you’ve attended (ask yourself why, if it really does say it perfectly?) or do you want something truly unique

Answer 2

Lord, you know I like to bake,
That velvety rich chocolate cake,
Covered with icing, I never stop
Until chocolate curls adorn the top.

Lord, you know I like to bake,
Custard slices and biscuits make,
With fruit, nuts and choc. chips,
Though they all linger on my hips

Lord, you know I like to bake,
(I say it's for my family's sake),
Apple pies and cheesecake too,
And dumplings in the Irish stew.

Lord, you know I like to bake,
But I need to curb my intake,
Pavlova, a delicious sugary fluff,
I never seem to have enough.

Lord, you know I like to bake,
But cholesterol pills I now take,
These words I must never utter,
"Please pass me the cream and butter"

Lord, a special favour I shall ask,
It would only be a simple task,
You who changed water into wine,
Dissolve those calories when I dine!