send me good jokes very funny fast(8-10 compulsory)
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1- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
2- I haven’t spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted.
3- "I wasn't that drunk yesterday" "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying"
4- What does a crocodile say when it eats a clown? "Tastes funny somehow!"
5- Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.”
6- Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
7- What do you get if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo?
-A woolly jumper.
8- Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Michael: The good news.
Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
HOPE IT HELPED YOU...........
PLS MARK IT AS BRAINLIEST.............
2- I haven’t spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted.
3- "I wasn't that drunk yesterday" "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying"
4- What does a crocodile say when it eats a clown? "Tastes funny somehow!"
5- Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.”
6- Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
7- What do you get if you crossbreed a sheep and a kangaroo?
-A woolly jumper.
8- Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Michael: The good news.
Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
HOPE IT HELPED YOU...........
PLS MARK IT AS BRAINLIEST.............
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