Question

shikari aur sher main baatcheet

Answer 1

ek din ki baat hai shikari jungle mei sher padne já raha tha .tabhi use ek sher nazar aaya usne apni banduk uthai. aur
sher ne kaha : hey shikari mujhe mat maro ".
shikari : "mujhe tumhara shikar karna hai ".
sher ne kaha : "Mera shikar karke tumhe kya mile ga ?"
shikari : " mai tumhe mar kar bech dunga mujhe paise mille ge ".
sher ne kaha :" acha to tum mujhe paiso ki wajah se mar rahe ho ".
shikari :"ha".
sher ne kaha :"agar mai tum ko paisa dedu to tum mujhe chod do ge ".
shikari :"Haa chod dunga "
sher ne shikari ko ek sone ka Haar diya aur kaha : " is se bech kar tum bahut paisa mil jaye ga ".
shikari : shukriya sher maharaj. ab mai usse bech dunga aur paise kama Lunga ".
sher :" ek sawal hai "
shikari :" há há pucho "
sher : " agar mai tumhe kha jata to kya tumhe Acha lagta ?"
shikari :" sher maharaj mere bhi Bachche hai mai une liye paisa kamata hu ap agar mujhe kha jaoge to mere Bachcho ka kya ho ga kon paise kamaye ga une liye ?"

sher :" jaise tumhare Bachche hai waise hi mère bhi hai jo tum soch rahe ho mai soch raha hu . isliye aaj se kabhi kisi ka shikar karne se pehle Ye baat zaroor soch na ".

ye keh kar sher gufa mei wapis chala gaya aur shikar apne ghar chala gaya.