Question

What's the best plot for your funeral after you die ?
A) Pay a bunch of people to turn up at your funeral and ask them to dress up like Grim Reaper who stand by your coffin to protect it from unworthy humans.
B) Invite everyone you ever knew to your funeral and make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe, gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours straight and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything you have.
C) Pay someone to show up to your funeral ask him stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.​

Answer 1

Answer:

The C one was good man.

I'd seriously try it out....

Answer 2

⚫ What's the best plot for your funeral after you die?

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⛄ That is one interesting question.

I've actually never thought about it but since you asked, I guess I would go with option C.

✔ C) Pay someone to show up to your funeral ask him stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.

(☞︎︎︎ What if those were not just thoughts, but I actually did have an interesting secret? Still, I would take it to the grave with me. Tee hee..)

๛ P.S. I would kill to see the other two options. Sadly, I won't be around to witness it.

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