Question

Write a short joke about teacher and students

Answer 1

टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ?
संजू – जमीन पर
टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ?
संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा

Answer 2

In an english class teacher is teaching a lesson
teacher: hey ramu y r u disturbing raju
ramu:sorry mam
(again he repeats the same )
teacher:ramu stand on the bench and the lesson which I taught today write it
(the next day)
teacher:ramu did u do the work
ramu: yes mam
teacher: show me
ramu writes "write the lesson which I taught today "
and leaves class