Write an application to the Principal of your school requesting her
to pass necessary orders for a study tour for the outgoing students of
class VIII.
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Dear Principal,
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for being so awesomely cool and good-looking at your job. My mother and her friends are always saying they'd like to spend some detention time with you when there are no kids around.
But I digress.
Allow me to congratulate you for having such an important job and being in charge like you are. I bet all the teachers really wish they had your job instead of theirs.
Recently, during our Animal Husbandry and Home Economics class the subject of Christmas shopping on a budget came up and Miss Goodbody insisted she could teach us all how to save money on our Christmas shopping. Now let me say right here and now that I have never believed any of the rumors about you and Miss Goodbody but I am well acquainted with the fact that you and she have been shopping quite a lot lately and you have been quite generous. My brother does video security at the mall and even though you were responsibly wearing your covid mask almost the whole time you did take it off briefly for that celebratory nuzzle by the Victoria's Secret changing areas. (You both have excellent taste in what Grandma Brown likes to call "unmentionables", by the way) So you may not believe that she is capable of shopping on a budget but frankly, just between you and me, that's probably because you have never given her the chance.
Anyway, I and the class believe she has much wisdom to impart to us in the Christmas shopping category and we would like to spend Thursday being taught advanced Christmas shopping techniques by the very same woman you have enjoyed shopping with so much.
It sure seems fair to me that if you can spend as much time shopping with her as you have that we should be able to as well. Unfortunately our after-school schedules don't permit is all to meet but Thursday is the perfect day for all of us.
I know you are a very fair person in your educational capacity and I really want you to know that i am also. I am very mature for my age and I know that it would be really bad to gossip about certain things so please rest assured that your reputation is safe with me.
Anyway I await a positive resultion to this important matter because as I said, I think we both understand each other perfectly.
Your scholastic fan and admirer,
Kamna
꧁༒Attitude queen༒꧂