Question

you and your family were going by train to mumbai to attend a weeding describe a humorous incident that occurred during the journey

Answer 1

On my 18 hour train ride from Kolkata to Varanasi, a father, mother, daughter and what appeared to be an uncle or a friend of the family settled down in my area.  After an hour the father began to start small talk with me.  There was the usual "how long have you been in India?", "have you enjoyed your time here?", "You going to school?" at which point I said yes and that I was majoring in Computer Science and Pure Mathematics. "Ooooh you're a smart boy *glances over at his daughter*."  "That is my daughter"  at which point I said she is very beautiful.  "How old are you?"  I said 20.  The father then looks over at his daughter and smiles....The daughter says two words, "Too old!"  Yeah, it got awkward real quick.  The father then asked which berth was mine and I pointed to the top one. The father shook his head saying "no, no, that will not do."  I asked him why?  He said "because you and my daughter both can't fit up there." At this point everyone around us is laughing and I'm quiet not sure what to do haha.  Add 2 more hours of sex jokes and people offering their lower berths to me and the daughter and the train finally gets to their destination.  It was all pretty funny now that I look back. The daughter wished me safe travels as she passed. That was one for the memory books.

Another incident, same train ride, some transgender dancers, (Aravanis?) came on the train around 3:00am.  Everyone just ignored them as they came dancing down the isle. I tried to follow everyone else in just ignoring them but being the only white male on the whole train I think I was targeted.. One of them stopped right by me and began dancing so i tried to wave them off but they kept clapping, flipped up their dress several times... All the way up... clapped two more times then smacked me on the forehead and then danced off. Once again everyone around who saw laughed. Ya, picking on the white guy, fun for everyone haha. 

It was quite the experience. Everyone was very nice and helped me find my way :)