Question

dialogue between alien and human

Answer 1

ALIEN- HELLO! MAN.
MAN-   WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?
ALIEN- JUST FOOLING AROUND.
MAN-   FROM WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM?
ALIEN- "MOM".
MAN- MOM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? EVERYONE HAS COME FROM THEIR MOM.
ALIEN- HA HA ! ITS THE MARS ORBITER MISSION. WHICH WAS ACHEIVED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE EARTH. DONT YOU KNOW THAT?
MAN- OK! THAT "MOM" YOU MEAN.
ALIEN- YEAH!
MAN- WHAT DO YOU EAT?
ALIEN-  I EAT FOOD.
MAN- WE ALL EAT FOOD ON EARTH. WHAT FOOD DO YOU EAT?
ALIEN- I EAT JELLYS AND SAUCE. WHAT DO YOU EAT?
MAN- WE EAT ALL KINDS OF FOOD. THAT IS VEGETARIAN AND NON-VEGETARIAN BOTH.
ALIEN- SO I SEE. CAN YOU GET A BIT OF SALT FOR MY SPACE SHIP SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO MY "MOM"?
MAN- OF COURSE. JUST WAIT.
   ( MAN BRINGS SALT AND GIVES IT TO THE ALIEN )
ALIEN- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON! 
MAN- OK BYE.  HAPPY JOURNEY! GIVE MY REGARDS TO YOUR "MOM".
          ( THE ALIEN BOARDS THE SPACESHIP AND FLIES OFF )