essay on,"If I were a mobile phone."
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If I Were A Mobile...
If I were a mobile I would try to do as much good to my owner as I could. First of all I would not let him become addict to me. If he would use me unnecessarily, I would auto-switch-off. I would not allow him to waste time, energy, and data pack on trivialities. In case my owner used me purposelessly on Whatsapp, Facebook, or any other site, I would flash message on my screen to focus on much more important tasks such as studies, revision, or play.
The second thing that I would do for my owner would be store the links of informative and study relevant sites in my memory and would suggest him to refer to those sites for deeper knowledge and better academic performance. I would also auto open the self-help and motivational sites. Every morning I would auto open an inspirational quote for him to keep him inspired.
Thirdly, I would make a time-table in my note-pad software and present it to him for optimal time-management. I would make his nutritious diet plan; work-out routine, and book-list for smart and productive reading.
If I were a mobile, I would not be like other mobiles that let their owners even do the bad things; I would be his friend, philosopher, guide and a mentor. I would encourage him to do what is righteous and upright. I would not only dissuade him from doing bad, immoral, and useless things, I would stop functioning in case he forcibly tried to misuse me.
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Yes, I know the title seems a bit bizarre but I do have my reasons. If I were a cell phone, I would get all the attention in the world. Someone would check on me several times a day. I would be carried around carefully and handled with care. I would be held often and there would be little chance for me to be misread or misunderstood. I would install all kinds of apps. I would install that button that reads a response aloud, when the one I’m thinking about shouldn’t be spoken. I would install angry birds so when I was angry, I would find a way to let it all go and fly away. I would install emoticons to change my face to express what I’m really feeling inside. I would have mapquest so that I would never become lost and could always find my way back home. I would absolutely love my off button and use it often. Wouldn’t it feel wonderful to disconnect for a while and find a way to magically recharge? Or think about sleep mode…wouldn’t that come in handy when we are in the middle of a meeting or a long drawn out conversation where we could tune completely out without being noticed. I would install instagram so I could freeze those moments I want to remember in my life, and pull them out again whenever I need to revisit them. The beauty in being able to share those times with people all over the world. I would install Mytracks so I could remember where I’ve been and how far I have come. I would install kindle reader so I would read the whole book and stop judging it by only it’s outside cover. I would install i heart radio so if I didn’t know the right words to say, I could play them in a song. AND, couldn’t we all use a little more human FaceTime? I could go on and on, but these reasons alone are enough to make me a little bit jealous of that phone you are holding while I am trying to spend time with you. I cant help but imagine how differently I’d feel if I were that phone and not the person trying to hold your attention