Question

funny quotes at least 5...

Answer 1

1)“I’m supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I’ve flunked more often than not. I’m very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don’t understand them.” — Frank Sinatra

2)“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” — Joseph Conrad

3)“The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” — Phyllis Diller

4)“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” — Coco Chanel

5)“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.” — Nicole Hollander

6)“God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.” — Farrah Fawcett

7)“By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation-less class.” — Anne Morrow Lindberg


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Answer 2

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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Never steal. The government hates competition.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

– Steven Wright

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)

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