Question

student and teacher conversation

Answer 1

Teacher :What happened in 1869? 
Student:Gandhiji was born. 
Teacher :What happened in 1873? 
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji hard work what do we get on 15th August. 
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. 
Teacher :Why? 
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible? 
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? 
STUDENT:32 years. 
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that? 
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?". 
Student:"Mera nam Suraj Prakash hai." 
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english,answer it in english." 
Student:"My name is Sunlight